Lindsay Marie Berg is also from Orange County, except it is the fake and less cool one located in Southern California. Although you may think that you know what the OC is like through such television gems as The OC and The Real Housewives of Orange County, Lindsay defies these expectations. She hates the beach and does not even know how to golf. She is blonde though, so I guess that’s something.
Although Lindsay is not very good at golf, she enjoys watching a vast array of movies and television shows that have been organized into a very efficient cataloguing system by her mom. Her favorite movie is American Beauty, although no one is quite sure why. I’m pretty sure Kevin Spacey is in it, although maybe it’s Kevin Bacon, so that could be a possible reason. She also owns and has seen every episode of Friends, and especially loves that episode when Joey gives Chandler a really ugly watch. And the one when Joey has fake children. She has also been known to occasionally watch episodes of Undercover Boss and weep uncontrollably.
Lindsay’s dream is to come up with some brilliant innovation that will make her an instant billionaire so that she can travel the world and have luxurious vacation houses in various places around the globe, including New York City, San Francisco, Spain, and Greece, to name a few. Although these may seem like lofty aspirations, I’m pretty confident that this will actually happen. When it does, I will “house sit” all of her various homes on my vacations.
After Lindsay is bored traveling the globe or when her money runs out, she plans on settling down and becoming an old woman actress, similar to that creepy old lady at the beginning of Shutter Island.
In summation, Lindsay is a pretty epic person. Although she will probably not cook for you and should never ever be put in charge of making instant mashed potatoes, she is an amazing friend and definitely a person whom you should get to know if you don’t already.
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