Recently, I’ve received some criticism for not posting as often as I should. Also, one of my previous posts was apparently mean. To make up for both of these, this is a special birthday post celebrating BILLY’S 21st YEAR OF LIFE.
YESS EVERYONE, OUR LITTLE GIRL HAS GROWN UP.
Below, are 21 reasons why Lindsay Berg is so awesome. Obviously, there are more, but 21 seemed appropriate.
Happy birthday Billyyyyyy <3
BILLY IS AWESOME BECAUSE:
1. She always does the dishes. After you cook for her. Just don’t try to get fancy with any corn flake-chicken dishes.
2. Her texts are always punctual. A rare thing nowadays.
3. My family thinks she’s a LA hipster. The polar bear hat trend is not something that all California people do.
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4. She always pays you back.
5. She has an extensive DVD collection. Kinda like your personal Blockbuster.
6. She can hold her liquor. But if it seems like it might be one of those nights, discourage Chipotle.
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7. She’s not at all EMBARRASSING. Which is AWESOME.
8. She goes by many names. Included but not limited to Lettuce, Billy, and Icy.
9. She “hates” children, yet has been known to volunteer to tutor them at 8AM in the morning. Suspicious? I think so.
10. She doesn’t cheat at drinking games. Except once when she was on my team. It was my fault.
11. She is confident, but not cocky. Most of the time.
12. Interpretive dancing. Enough said.
13. She cooks a wicked pot of pasta.
14. She is a good listener.
15. And gives good advice.
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16. She’s a rising star on the USC Women’s Lacrosse Team, and her fame is well-known. Even the Santa Clara cashier from In-N-Out has heard of this epicness. I think his name was Nick.
17. If you give her champagne, she will tell you anything.
18. She has a talent for guessing the final Jeopardy question based solely on the category.
19. Santa Barbara makes her crazy. Constructionpartiesandwhippedcreamithinkyes.
20. She counts Nana as one of her closest confidantes.
21. She is one half of Bill and Ted.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILLY! LOVE YOU, CRAZY GIRL.
